Come and listen to story about a man named Jed,
UNIX, this is... CRTs... Workstations...
Well, the first thing ya know old Jed's an Engineer.
Intel, that is... dry heat... no amusement parks...
On his first day at work, they stuck him in a cube.
OT, that is... unpaid... mandatory...
The weeks rolled by and things were looking bad.
Tired, that is... stressed out... no social life...
Months turned to years and his hair was turning grey.
Laid off, that is... de-briefed... unemployed...
Now the moral of the story is listen to what you're told,
Millionaires, that is... Bill Gates... Steve Jobs...
Ya'all come back now... ya hear!
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